I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke
It’s really sad when you’re looking through your contacts and you see a friend whose name you changed to something stupid a while back, and you realize that you guys stopped talking and that the name they have doesn’t really make sense anymore, but you can’t bring yourself to ever change it because that would mean accepting that you’re not close anymore